Spread the Faith with the Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition vinyl sticker. This powerful message is a call to arms for the Church Militant to stand up against the forces of modernity and embrace the timeless traditions that have kept our faith strong for centuries.Measuring at 5.9" wide and almost 1" tall, this sticker is the perfect size to adorn your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or any other surface that needs a reminder of the battle we face. The waterproof and dishwasher-safe vinyl ensures that this sticker will withstand any challenge that comes your way.For maximum impact, pair this sticker with one of our rosaries and let the world know that you are ready to fight for tradition and defend the faith. With easy residue-free removal, you can spread this powerful message wherever you go, and inspire others to join the fight.

Dear bars and restaurants, we do genuinely appreciate how hard you try to impress us. After the pandemic hit, it has been a continuous struggle to save your business and attract both workers and clients. So it's only normal to put that extra bit of effort into everything, from the thoughtful playlist to premium Marseille soap in the bathroom.

“reject modernity embrace tradition”

***store on summer vacay until July 25th—all orders will ship then! 🌵 We've created this holographic green "I’d Rather Be Drinking From the Garden Hose” sticker for your boomer delight. Iridescent block stencil and comic sans lettering cast a psychedelic glow over a background of blurry, grass green AI-generated hoses. EMBRACE TRADITION (life-giving hose water); REJECT MODERNITY (soyboy bottled water). did you read that study about boomers having lead poisoning? love the refreshing taste of lead-laced hose water in the depths of summer? enjoy this bleach_demon original: the I'd Rather Be Drinking Hose Water sticker. holographic sparkly lettering over a grotesque pile of green hoses. We are CochinaNasty, an artist duo that loves pop culture and inappropriate niche humor. Shipped FREE with love from Brooklyn Waterproof vinyl sticker 3 x 3 inches I’d Rather Be Drinking From the Garden Hose

Wil je een knuffel? De STRANDMON oorfauteuil omarmt je met een hoge rugleuning, ronde armleuningen, zachte lijnen en uitnodigende bekleding. Een traditionele uitstraling met modern comfort voor veel gezellige momenten.

The summer has officially ended and the school year is upon us. Share yours or other people's funny back to school photos with us!

**store on summer vacay until JULY 25 🌵 all orders ship then** REJECT MODERNITY (soyboy bottled water); EMBRACE TRADITION (life-giving hose water). love the refreshing taste of lead-laced hose water in the depths of summer? looking for new ways to slander baby boomers? did you read that study about all of them having lead poisoning? did you get here from tiktok? enjoy this bleach_demon original: the Real Boomers of Facebook beer koozie. printed in neon yellow on garden hose green foam, it will keep your gross IPA or flavorless sparkling water cool and keep condensation off your sensory-issues-hands that don't like touching wet surfaces. plus FREE SHIPPING! Front of koozie reads: "I'd rather be drinking from the garden hose" Back of koozie reads: "MY KIDS WON’T LET ME DRINK FROM THE GARDEN HOSE, BECAUSE THEY SAY I COULD GET LEAD POISONING, HA!!! JOKE’S ON THEM, I ALREADY HAVE IT. But now they don't bother me when I drink beer. Cheers!" 15% goes to MSI Reproductive Choices