The Best Dad Jokes that will have the family belly laughing. We found the Best Dad Jokes, not just ok ones, but the Best Dad Jokes, The corniest of them all!
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We all know kindergarteners love to laugh! Give them something to laugh about with over 100 of these hilarious jokes for 5 year olds!
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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." ~ Nathaniel Lee In his April 28th blog for the New York Times, the excellent Timothy Egan wrote about "Desert Derangement Syndrome," his take on the state of things in the state of Arizona. At one point he describes members of the "birther" movement as "flat-earthers." When a friend mentioned she wasn't familiar with the term, I began wondering what the Flat Earth Society has been up to; clearly, its once-powerful publicity machine has broken down. The idea that the earth is flat was widely believed until about the 400 B.C., when Aristotle among others proposed that our planet is actually a globe. The fact that Christopher Columbus and then Magellan failed to fall off the earth's edge removed the remaining doubt for most people. The discoid earth notion was revived in the 1800s by British Inventor Samuel Rowbotham, whose interpretations of Biblical passages convinced him that, despite all evidence to the contrary, the Earth really is flat after all. He wrote a book about it, Zetetic Astronomy: Earth Not a Globe, and attracted a group of ardent followers who formed the Universal Zetetic Society, precursor to the Flat Earth Society. (Are you getting a headache yet?) The image at right is an artist's interpretation of the Society's belief that the earth is a disk and that Antarctica forms an ice wall around its outer limits. In 1956 — yes, that recently — Samuel Shenton, whom Wikipedia describes as a Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society and the Royal Geographic Society, must have left his peers speechless when he took up Rowbotham's cause and formed the modern-day Flat Earth Society. One might have imagined that space flight, particularly NASA's unforgettable photos of "the big blue marble," would have ended the debate, but this is not the way things work with science deniers. Space flight just gave conspiracy theorists and fellow loonies more fuel. Flat Earth Society members have been among the leading proponents of the notion that the Apollo 13 moon landing in 1969 was staged with the help of Stanley Kubrick. According to Wikipedia, the Flat Earth Society claimed 60 members as of March 2010. I'm sure there would be more, but likely candidates are no doubt too busy obsessing about President Obama's birth certificate and denying climate change. Meanwhile in the loony-loving state of Alaska, an alternate Flat Earth Society has sprung up. I like to think a polar bear with a laptop and a sense of humor is behind it. Please take a moment to enjoy its wonderfully absurd mission statement and an interesting page of "evidence." "There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other." ~ Douglas H. Everett
A collection of the BEST Dad Jokes. These are jokes that are so terrible, they're funny. They make you smile, groan, and laugh out loud!
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When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, “Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: When you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s women’s softball...
Saying goodbye can be tough, but with this list of 106 funny farewell quotes and cards your goodbye will be a bit lighter and more bearable!
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How you handle class clowns determines whether they're an asset or annoying deficit to your class. This article ensures you create the former.
Here is a look at 6 aspects that might explain the INTJ-INFJ attraction and why these types can go well together in both friendship and dating.
*The list keeps growing - there are six now! Ted Talks are increasingly popular with educators for use with the faculty as well as the students. However, it can be tricky to find just the right talk for the occasion since there are so many available. There's also the problem of occasional profanity or inappropriate ...
I find some gym quotes a bit self-deprecating, like they’re telling you that you’re a failure for stopping when you've had enough, and I truly disagree with that. If you stop working out, it’s because you haven’t found something that works for you yet, but you will <3
Peter Falk claims an Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series in 1974, for his role as 'Columbo' in this footage. The legendary actor who is more often than not remembered by the name of his timeless character more than his own divulges what it took to get to the Emmy Awards.
Looking for a laugh? Here's a list of some of the funniest duck jokes for kids you'll find. Kids will love this fun, clean humor!
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If you love to make people laugh, use these funny pregnancy announcement ideas to find a unique & hillarious way to tell loved ones that you're expecting.
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Wouldn’t it be amazing if everyday was filled with sunshine, rainbows, puppies and fro-yo!? Yassss. But let’s be real, not every day is a cake walk. However, I’ve got a little trick to turn any frowns upside down, make you laugh until your belly aches, your cheeks hurt, and tears are coming out […]
I guess everyone has their own occupations and techniques when it comes to clearing the head for fresh ideas. I, for my part, love to build lamps in such cases.
Enjoy 80+ funny jokes for kids sure to make kids (and adults) laugh. Silly, fun, and classic jokes for the whole family. Warning: jokes will cause belly laughs!
If you get migraines, you'll relate to the pain points on this list all too well.
Who doesn’t love those illustrated ecards that float around the internet? I’ve seen so many funny sewing ecards, but often when I want to find them again, I can’t. So I went to the Someecards site and below I’ve compiled for you the best selection of sewing humor I found there. You can click on...Read More
These printable spring jokes make spring even better! Your kids will love finding these hilarious jokes in their lunch boxes thanks to the printable cards!
Sarah C. Andersen, the artist behind the “Sarah's Scribbles” web-comic, recently illustrated a short series titled "7 Ways Your Relationship Changes Over Time!" If you loved her comic, then be sure to check out this latest offering
Click through to laugh and read 40 funny back to school quotes that will make teachers say "so true!". Humour and back to school go hand-in-hand sometimes.
If you wear sunglasses indoors as a necessity, not a fashion statement, you may enjoy these memes.
Make him want you even more as you add some playfulness into your relationship with these flirty texts to make him laugh.
