A German Shepherd, Doberman and a Cat die and go to Heaven. All three are greeted at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who informs them they have to meet with God. So off they trudge. A few minutes later they enter the palace where God is sitting, and he beckons them near. God says, “I want...
Germany has a long and storied history. Part of that history is a lot of jokes about them. Check out the top 69 German jokes.
Explore German jokes while learning about their unique humor and wit, perfect for brightening your mood and gaining cultural insights.
Ein Mann fuhr die Straße entlang, als ihn ein Polizist anhielt. Der Beamte schaute in den hinteren Teil des Lastwagens des Mannes und fragte: "Warum sind
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Eines Tages legte ein Student eine sehr schwierige Aufsatzprüfung ab. Am Ende des Tests forderte der Professor alle Studenten auf, ihre Stifte wegzulegen
then two weeks !!! When asked that did he misshis wife so much ? he replied miserably:No My wife missed the bus!!
All doggos are amazing. No matter what breed they are, dogs are adorable and they deserve love. So, I don't prefer any dog over the other. They are all little babies. However, different dog breeds have different personalities. Like Labradors are playful, Chihuahuas are hyperactive and German Shepherds are just plain awesome. And it isn't
Germans can make up some more-than-logical words and expressions. But sometimes they do come up with surprising words to express simple things.
Use this list of songs to help you learn German and to start speaking the language in no time. Also, learning German will be much more fun.
