The perfect list of jokes for 5 year olds (older kids will love them, too)! Includes animal jokes and knock knock jokes for 5 year olds.
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One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...
81 of the best laughable kid jokes that kids can actually understand. The best knock knock, riddles, puns, and jokes for kids.
May is usually known in the art community as the month of the Mermay challenge, where you're supposed to make one mermaid a day during the whole month.
Are you looking for super fun measurement worksheets and activities for kindergarten?? You found them!! Your students will LOVE these hands-on learning activities and fun, extra practice worksheets that teach a variety of kindergarten measurement concepts.
Snow Puns and Riddles. What did the snowman say to his fiancée? Answer: I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
We think it’s fair to say that comics with their intense visuals and focus on short plots and interesting (sometimes outright ridiculous) characters can be much more engaging than any other literary media if you need a break or want to lighten up your mood a little.
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father asked, “Why did you say good bye Grandpa?” The little girl said “I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.” The...
Here is a silly drawing games that is a lot of fun for kids to play. In this drawing game, you use dice to decide what parts of the drawing you will draw. We have included a face drawing game and a landscape drawing game. This is a lot of fun and it helps children who might not be able to draw freely and creatively...this will help them draw more freely and creatively. This will also increase silliness.
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Free Space Preschool and Kindergarten Math Worksheets working on counting, writing numbers, graphing, one-to-one correspondence, number words, and more
A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?” “I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart. “Why don’t you come up to my villa, rest for a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up...
Known in France as “Flan Coco”, this famous Coconut Flan hails from the French Antilles. With the exotic flavors of coconut milk, shredded coconut and vanilla, this recipe may be a stretch from wha…
If you’re like most people, you respond with “Good” when someone asks how you’re doing. Spice things up with witty and funny responses.
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Get a glass of milk and get ready for a batch of extremely spicy lowbrow humor coming at you full speed!
Alligators are pretty cool as they are, but new discoveries about the reptilian ambush predators are adding to their repertoire.
Paranomasia (not to be confused with paranormal-ia), or for shorter a pun, is a form of wordplay that exercises multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words. It is usually being used for intended humorous or rhetorical outcome.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “OK, have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.” The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward...
When friends are down we try to lift their spirits. And for that it helps if you have a few Corny puns and funny jokes to cheer someone up.
Use the Pokemon craze to your advantage. Try these incredibly fun and educational Pokemon activities with you kids. You gotta make try 'em all!
Makeup quotes funny and entertaining as well as inspirational. Perfect for makeup lovers as well as people who appreciate a good laugh.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. #funny, #joke, #humor
