There was a mouse under my desk at work. So I wrote a haiku. Naturally. Mouse under my desk So fuzzy and cute, but you Freaked me the hell out. #humpdayhaiku

The only explanation for your undeniable connection to those small, yellow creatures.

If they don't get the hint after this, we can't help you.

just a cute doggy. 🤭🫶

me and my friend when we get a battle royal #ayamiya