Again from www.despair.com - literally "dark humor" that strikes me as funny. Had to share!

Start your week off with some randomness!

Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customize it to make it uniquely yours! Size & Fit Model is 6’2” and is wearing a medium Standard fit Garment is unisex sizing Fits true to size Fabric & Care 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend) Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom Imported Machine wash cold