I started with almost 100, but soon there'll be 1000 (depending on how much I want to avoid actual work)! Some are cheap shots, like using the words "gay," "dick," and "boner" when they originally meant something much different, or panels taken completely out of context for juvenile schoolyard tittering, and sometimes, actually very weird, completely IN context, takes on the relationship between the sexes from the viewpoints of the comic books writers and artists of '40s, 50s, 60s and 70s! You've probably have already seen a few that have been floating around the internet for years, and many are first appearing here scanned from my bathroom library reading, but you'll have 'em all gathered in one place, the M.O'C Blog, for your prurient viewing pleasure! PLUS! If you liked this blog- go to Sex In Comics Part 2- featuring comic book COVERS! http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/09/sex-in-comic-part-2-top-100-strangest.html Brought to you by- https://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730 Brought to you by the newest book of M.O'C tattoo designs! http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Tattoos-Two-Designs/dp/0867198184 Brought to you by the new book, Mitch O'Connell Tattoos Volume Two" FULL of sexy stuff! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0867198184 Brought to you by the new, and equally sexy, book, "The World's Best Artist"! http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/086719773 Perry White goes hunting with Dick Cheney. They do this and they're "Superheroes." I do it and I'm a "Nut"! Phone sex worker frustrations. Jimmy "Super Penis" Olsen! A "Dating Don't" aka "Anytime I run across a comic panel with drippy white goo splatted on someone, I'm going to find it funny"! The mighty "Anus-Horn"! He who smelt it, delt it! This is mainly here for historical purposes as the ORIGINAL Batman panel that has been re-captioned a million times. Of course this find might only be interesting to the kinda guy that has a blog only about comic panels! Sexual harassment in the workplace! Sometimes even Superman needs help getting lucky on a first date. Before all you feminists start burning your bras in protest, this is NOT art that objectifies women! It actually IS a story about a talking left breast. I like it better that I only have this panel and have NO idea what the hey is going on. "Dating Don't"! Brought to you by the new, and equally sexy, book, "The World's Best Artist"! http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730 "Coming and Going" that is. My neighbors often complain about the noise. Batman has a one track mind. Endless "Dating Don'ts! Brought to you by the new, and equally sexy, book, "The World's Best Artist"!http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730 When one panel has the words "Boners," "Dick," and "Come" in it, you know it HAS to be included! Thought I'd add one non-gay Batman and Robin panel to balance things out. Did I mention that tyhis blog is bought to you by the new, and equally sexy, book, "The World's Best Artist"?! http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730 The Green Arrow and Speedy deal with their developing bodies. Or- as I've been told after it begins to grow…and Grow…AND GROW, "It's like a nightmare!" I think those one of those staged tests to see your reaction. Do you call the police or just mind your own business? Good advice! Kids, ALWAYS tell your parents! Rode hard and put away wet. I usually just turn up the TV. Superman is used to carrying Lois around. "Sploosh" can only describe one thing. Another "Dating Don't" I think Superboy found an even more sensitive part of the body to punch. On a side note- to get a FREE daily M.O'C tattoo design on Instagram just subscribe to "mitchoconnellart" today! Jo-Jo knows! Jimmy is a little tease! Archie comics love the erection sound effect of "BOING" and I'm going to post every single one of 'em! Endless "Dating Don'ts"! Brought to you by the brand new best book of all time ...all about ME! Order it on Amazon now- http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1360083108&sr=1-1&keywords=mitch+o%27connell Back to the womb (part 1). Back to the womb (part 2). Superboy deals with IBS. When robots fall in love. Cheap Ad Placement! Check out my website- www.mitchoconnell.com! Cheap Ad Placement! Is your home lacking in M.O'C merchandise? No worries! Order something today! http://www.mitchoconnell.com/merchandise/merchandise.htm It's like being hit with a big red baseball bat. Free M.O'C wallpaper! Impress your friends with a cool Mitch screensaver- http://www.mitchoconnell.com/funstuff/wallpaper.htm Cheap Ad Placement! Did you know I have a new book coming out? It's TRUE! Take a peek...http://www.amazon.com/Mitch-OConnell-Worlds-Best-Artist/dp/0867197730/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1344460871&sr=8-2&keywords=mitch+o%27connell Dating Don't 1 Dating Don't 2 Dating Don't #3 Dating Don't #4 OK! Not EVERYTHING is about sex. I can't help but throw in a few that are just too nutty to resist! Why is it so hard for females just to do as they're told? Ready! Set! ... Cheap ad placement! I even have a line of M.O'C shoes coming out! Feel free to fill up your closet with 'em! http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/08/for-your-happy-feet-moc-shoes.html The greatest comic panel in the history of comic art! DC Comics of the 50s and 60s usually seemed to be inspired by LSD fever dreams, but the complete disregard for anything based on reality gets my thumb up! How "Superman" doesn't notice a dangling human behind him, and how Jimmy got the beard caught in his pals pants in the first place …it's amazing! Maybe you'll find the joke funnier if I rub your other breast? Dating Don't #7 Nurse: "Mitchell, you're suffering from exhaustion! If you don't slow down with your hilarious postings, you'll kill yourself!" Mitch: "But I must make people happy, even if it does mean a personal sacrifice!" Nurse: "Isn't it time you thought of yourself for a change? Please, make love to me!" Mitch: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M POSTING?!" Dating DO! As long as you yell "MINE!" first your object of affection is stuck with you. It's the rule! Dating DO's! Always take your date bowling. Always act pissed when acknowledging a compliment. Always bring up that you have a rumpus room. Dating DO! If you don't want to lose Dick, always act impressed when he mentions he has a Rumpus Room. Must maintain my erection! If I become flaccid- we're doomed! Dating Don't #8 I think this might be symbolic of something. I'll do some research and get back to you! Jimmy Olsen was warned not to get into mischief- but he's going to do it anyway! More for the "just plain odd" file. Please no, "I'd like a little head" jokes! This is a CLASSY blog! Dating Don't #9! I'm trying to figure out what "MMMFBMM!" would mean if her lips weren't muffled. Not strictly a comic panel, but a hint that more folks than just myself were finding a few naughty and exciting things hidden away in these funny books! Even clowns need lovin'! Clark Kent, "Doctor, it's hurts when I pee …molten lava!" Doctor, "Don't pee molten lava!" Superman, HELP! Jimmy is trapped in the well! Superman, HELP! The orphanage is on fire! Superman, HELP! Nuclear war has been declared! Sorry! Superman is busy. It's sexist to think that only the gals are great cooks! Women are more than just lovely, they're also talented! This seems to be a fine time to mention www.mitchoconnell.com again. So much fun, fun, fun …for everyone! If I were to break out the dance moves at a party, I'd expect similar comments. It's called The Sweet Talk Express. Ladies, get on board! Dating Don't #10! Dating Don't #11! Only DC Comics of the '60s would have a horse and Supergirl get hot 'n heavy! Cheap ad placement! I even have a line of very fasionable M.O'C shoes coming out! Really! Feel free to fill up your closet with 'em! http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/08/for-your-happy-feet-moc-shoes.html Dating Don't #12! A footnote about many of the "Dating Don't" series (which this is #13). Archie Comics went through a craze in the '70's where every other joke was "semen" related. The company was sold in 1982 and the new Christian owners thought that type of "humor" was in quite bad taste. Hence, not one of these stories have EVER been reprinted and back issues were destroyed, making these funny book hi-jinks almost impossible to track down! JK! Dating Don't #14! A gentleman always makes some type of announcement beforehand. Bing Bang BOOM! Chug-a-chug-a TOOT-TOOT (train sounds)! Hello Mitch O'Connell Jr! X MARKS THE SPOT! OBOY! Bob Saget! AND THAT’S THE NAME O’ THAT TUNE! Charge! THAT’S A WRAP! Pew Pew Pew (laser shooting sounds)! Photon Torpedoes ....FIRE! BANG! ZOOM (Jackie Gleason)! I Done Dood it! POP GOES THE WEASEL! Oh Butterfingers! DAH-DUM, DAH-DUM,…DUM DUM DUM DUM…(music from ‘JAWS’ )! Class Dismissed! THE CHECK’S IN THE MAIL! Do Over! Fire in the Hole! YAY! Going, going, GONE! Knock-knock! Who's there? I'm. I'm who? I'm ... KA-CHING! Take THAT! Oh no you di int! and Whoops! Dating Don't #15! Back when IBS was considered a superpower. Helpful Hint of the Day! To avoid this situation, I now just wave at my male friends. When Superheroes team up... Even I am shocked at how risque those old Archie comics were! The good 'ol days! Funny "ha-ha"? Who likes carrots?!! Dating don't #15! Dating Don't #16! Dating Don't #17! Dating Don't #18! 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