If you often find yourself in the middle of a flaming desire to rage against the machine and respect for authority, don't worry. There's nothing wrong with you. Duality is an integral part of human nature. There are more people like you. And they meet on the subreddit r/MildlyVandalised.
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At dawn the telephone rings."Hello, Senor Gene? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house.""Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died""My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition or the other one?"
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Sometimes the stuff you've got to put together does look like it's going to need to violate the laws of physics for it to ever actually come together. I've been putting stuff together since I was a kid, or taking it apart, and even I've been daunted by some of the... #funny #instructional
This is my 4 year olds FAVOURITE phrase at the moment and just by telling you that, I know YOU KNOW, how it's said. With a forlorn yet whiney swoop and an exaggerated tooooooo. Ah yes, I know you don't honey but NEITHER do I! This bold typography print features the expression BUT I DON'T WANT TO in red and white on a pink background. These humorous and affordable prints poke fun at human nature and the condition of Irish society today. The typographical prints are all designed in house specifically for April and the Bear and are not available anywhere else. Printing digitally onto heavy matte laid 260 - 350 gm paper. Designed and printed in Dublin, Ireland and makes for a funny and unique gift, especially for Irish friends and family overseas.
